Introducing Good Ember Kink Subscription Box

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Today I am sharing my FIRST EVER UNBOXING VIDEO! Be gentle with me as I had no idea what I was doing.

I was super excited to unbox this Good Ember kinky toy subscription box. This box contained a multitude of gorgeous products including:

• A beautiful, artistic 5 minute hourglass

• A tonka, teakwood and leather scented massage candle

• A gold colored Wartenberg Wheel for sensation play

• Leather blindfold

• Embossed Leather cuffs with matching gold hardware and royal blue interior and matching gold double snaps

• A leather slapper for impact play

• A pamphlet explaining how to use the toys for a themed scene, as well as kink best practices like safewords and consent, and a QR code to a curated playlist on Spotify

Shown left to right, clockwise: Good Ember massage candle, hourglass, gilded figure candle made by me (available at shadyladybrand.etsy.com), golden wartenberg wheel, and my engraved Rose Gold Vesper Crave vibrator (not included, available at lovecrave.com). Photo by me.

Who this box is for:

• Beginners who are building a toy collection and desire guidance as to how to build an amazing scene.

• Experienced players who want to upgrade to a collection of high quality, luxurious, impressive-looking toys at a very reasonable price, or just want some fresh inspiration.

• Kinky people who love getting fun stuff in the mail!

• People in long distance relationships: this would a great way to spoil a partner from a distance, and give them something to look forward to for future visits.

• A bonding activity for partners who are looking to “spice up” their sex life and add more intentionality and play to their sex life.

Who this box is not for:

• Vegans and vegetarians, as these implements are made with leather.

• People on a strict budget: while these boxes are a fantastic value given the generous quantity of high quality toys in each box (each box is worth at least $300), a single box costs $160, while an annual subscription brings the price down to $128/box across 4 boxes. This price may be out of reach for some folks, but it’s important to remember that high quality kinky toys aren’t cheap: a full priced box is still less than what you might pay for a high quality leather toy elsewhere.

Leather goods with gold hardware from “Box One: The Study.” L-R is the leather slapper impact tool, wrist cuffs with double snap, and blindfold. Gold rose display hook is my own, photo by me.

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